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Should You Watch It: Seven Psychopaths October 16, 2012 2:36 pm

Should You Watch It: Seven Psychopaths

By Matt Ford

How to describe Seven Psychopaths:

Take a dash of goofy/gritty crime classic Snatch, throw in a Coen Brothers twist of nihilism, and sprinkle the disjointed (but purposeful) vignetting of Pulp Fiction. Then add a hearty helping of Christopher Walken, and you have Seven Psychopaths.

Shorter: It’s like a better version of Smoking Aces.

Seven Psychopaths is about a Los Angeles screenwriter, played by a (surprisingly?) capable Colin Farrell, whose writer’s block is mended by his homicidal homeboy (Sam Rockwell). The two end up teaming with a dog kidnapper (Walken) who steals Woody Harrelson’s shih tzu and has to suffer the consequences.

From the get-go, this movie is wildly entertaining. The humor is biting, the storytelling is suspenseful, and the character development is well-executed.

Here are five reasons why you should see Seven Psychopaths:

Party Town Throwdown After Back-to-Back Weekends: Atlantic City vs. Las Vegas September 7, 2012 11:17 am

Party Town Throwdown After Back-to-Back Weekends: Atlantic City vs. Las Vegas

By Justin Elliott

To evaluate these adult playgrounds I used the following criteria:

1. Drinking
2. Gambling
3. Walking around
4. Weather
5. “Scenery”
6. Wild Card/Shenanigans

I ranked each city 1-10 in each of the categories. In the spirit of gambling, I’m setting the line: Vegas -11.5.

Should You See Dark Knight Rises?, Plus Summer Movie Power Rankings July 23, 2012 1:18 pm

Should You See Dark Knight Rises?, Plus Summer Movie Power Rankings

By Matt Ford

The Good:

Rebounding from Maggie Gyllenhall, who wouldn’t sleep with you DESPITE KNOWING FULL WELL YOU ARE FUCKING BATMAN, to Anne Hathaway in full-body spandex. Let’s hope the girl who first played Rachel Dawes achieves a similar narrative.

Marion Cotillard. Quietly putting together one of the best resumes in Hollywood since 2009 — Inception, Midnight in Paris, Dark Knight Rises, Contagion, Public Enemies — Mademoiselle Cotillard is nailing down the “Not Bat-Shit Crazy Female Actress Who Is Not Just Hot But Can Also Act” niche previously occupied by Natalie Portman and never once occupied by Megan Fox.

Riding the wave of the Occupy movement. DKR manages to at least pay homage to the most significant cultural protest in half a century.

The Bad:

A truly ridiculous appearance by The Scarecrow, which caused the crowd in my theater to actually LOL the moment he appeared on screen. The only explanation I have for scenes with The Scarecrow are that Dark Knight Rises had to adhere to the International Law stating Cillian Murphy has to be in every Christopher Nolan movie.

Verdict: Tough to nitpick at a great movie — overall, DKR gets at least a 9 on the scale of 1-to-Dark Knight.

Should I Watch It?: HBO’s The Newsroom June 27, 2012 3:46 pm

Should I Watch It?: HBO’s The Newsroom

Matt Ford

HBO and Aaron Sorkin are a match made in heaven: People will watch a show on HBO just because it’s on HBO, and people will watch anything Aaron Sorkin writes just because Aaron Sorkin wrote it.

So, guess that explains how an hour-long show about a bunch of rich white people working in a Manhattan office got green-lit.

The point of the show is to demonstrate the value in “playing up” instead of dumbing down news content to avoid controversy. Having said that, the news network is called “Atlantis,” which might be the most obvious allusion to “Something Beautiful That Has Since Been Lost And Is Irrecoverable” since I mentioned “1996 Britney Spears” right now.

So, should you watch The Newsroom?

I think The Newsroom will be like that soggy slice of pizza you order at 3 in the morning after a night out in New York. It’s the worst thing you will definitely eat every bite of, because in your heart, you know it’s a good idea for your future well-being.

Bonnareview — Chris Returns to Bonnaroo, Sees Radiohead, Restores Faith in Humanity June 26, 2012 11:59 am

Bonnareview — Chris Returns to Bonnaroo, Sees Radiohead, Restores Faith in Humanity

By Chris Badders

There we were, 4:30am on the Bonnaroo campgrounds, weaving through row after row of RV’s that had already set up camp. We’d only been there 15 minutes and I could already tell that this was not going to be your average ‘Roo experience.

It’s not just a music festival. It’s that warm cup of cocoa on a cold winter day when you’ve come in from playing in the snow. It’s the first plunge into the ocean on a hot summer day. It’s the hug from your mother when you come home for a family reunion. It’s sitting in a hammock on a windy spring day. It’s the best party you went to in college. It’s the best sex you’ve ever had and the best drug you’ve ever taken – all wrapped into one.

It’s home.

Wait, Stop What You’re Doing and Promise Me You Won’t See Prometheus June 12, 2012 10:17 am

Wait, Stop What You’re Doing and Promise Me You Won’t See Prometheus

By Matt Ford

Prometheus can only be described as an un-scary horror movie that purports to be “thinking” movie, whose only problem is that it was written by someone with no brain.

Everyone values different traits in movies. Some value the experience of a visually amazing film, and Prometheus is surely that.

But when you see the girl who played Lisabeth Salander in the Norweigan Dragon Tattoo films zipping Michael Fassbender’s severed, yet still-speaking head into a duffel bag, you start to wonder exactly how long the screenwriters spent developing the plot.

Prometheus’ marketing and framing seems to suggest the main question behind the film is, “Who created humans and why?” That question is fairly heavy, right? The movie starts to build toward answering that question, but goes in a totally different direction, ultimately asking, “Who are the grandparents of the alien in ‘Alien?’” (I’m serious. Keep reading.)

Hatfields and McCoys Review and, obviously, Power Rankings! May 31, 2012 4:00 pm

Hatfields and McCoys Review and, obviously, Power Rankings!

By Chris Badders

Historical evidence is shady on how the fued between the Hatfields and McCoys started, but from what the series tells us, it began when William Anderson “Devil Anse” Hatfield (Costner) deserted his regiment of the Rebel Army during the Civil War, leaving a sour taste in the mouth of Randolph “Ole Ran’l” McCoy (Paxton). Apparently Ran’l was a man of God and a man of honor, and he thought Hatfield was neither.

That’s one theory.

Or maybe the feud began when Jim Vance (or was it Jim Nantz?), Costner’s uncle, shot a McCoy after he enlisted in the Union instead of the Confederacy.

Or maybe it started when a Hatfield man stole Ran’l McCoy’s pig.

Are we seeing a pattern here?

Jersey in the Rafters: Sacha Baron Cohen (Plus a review of The Dictator) May 21, 2012 11:08 am

Jersey in the Rafters: Sacha Baron Cohen (Plus a review of The Dictator)

By Matt Ford

Sacha Baron Cohen is In the Rafters because of what he shouldn’t do. He is so willing to go anywhere for a laugh that he is truly dangerous. We never know what to expect of him. He could kiss Will Ferrell on the lips. He could kidnap Pamela Anderson. He could run through a hotel naked wrestling another naked, obese man.

You or I might get the joke, but the people who don’t are Baron Cohen’s muse. And he tests everyone extensively to see if they can’t take a joke, or at what point they become the joke themselves.

The Dictator works because Baron Cohen’s “Supreme Leader Admiral-General” Aladeen is a really complete comic character (and will be the most popular Halloween costume this year, I guarantee that). He is as brutally offensive, sexist, racist, ignorant, and vain as you should expect. The humor has Baron Cohen’s weird fingerprints all over it.

A Review of The Avengers and Superhero Power Rankings May 14, 2012 5:47 pm

A Review of The Avengers and Superhero Power Rankings

By Matt Ford

Think about how many superhero movies there have been in the last ten years. An incomplete, but wildly lengthy list: Three Batmans (pending Dark Knight Rises), two Iron Mans, two Fantastic Fours, Two Hellboys, and about 30 X-Men flicks.

With all of that superhero clutter, how do you make a good superhero movie in 2012?

Simple! Put 20 superheroes on screen together and have them all fight an army of aliens in New York City.

Other News

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    Unnecessary Sports Podcast Returns!

    Matt and Neal talk NBA free agency in the return of the pod! Listen to their recap of the Eastern conference here. Then check out their recap of the Western conference, plus a few random predictions here.

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    HMGL Super Bowl Recap: Podcast/Hangout

    Justin, Neal and Matt put the Super Bowl in context: How good are the Ravens compared to other SB winners? Is Joe Flacco a top-5 quarterback? What is the next step with PED testing in the NFL?

    Once again, sports fans were treated to a memorable Super Bowl. The Ravens were thinking blowout until the blackout — did that affect their momentum? — and then the 49ers came all the way back to ultimately fall just short.

    Meanwhile, reverberations of Ray Lewis’ alleged use of PED’s forced sports fans to consider their values — does PED use really matter to us?

    And Joe Flacco emerged from a historic playoff run as an unquestioned franchise quarterback (what?).

    Hear our thoughts below, and enjoy Matt’s three solid minutes of embarrassing technical confusion at the beginning.

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  • Featured Stories NFL Sports NFL Playoff Team fantasy draft: Justin, Matt and Neal’s standings

    NFL Playoff Team fantasy draft: Justin, Matt and Neal’s standings

    Note: This piece refers to the playoff draft on the last HMGL podcast. If you didn’t listen to it, check it out here.

    Wild Card Weekend Standings:

    (+1 point for advancing to the divisional round)

    Justin (3) — DEN +1, GB +1, BAL+1, IND 0
    Possible this week: 4 points (DEN/BAL, GB)
    Worst-case: 2 points (DEN/BAL) win, GB loses

    Matt (3) — NE +1, ATL+1, Hou+1, Cincy 0
    Possible this week: 4 points (NE/HOU, ATL)
    Worst-case: 2 points (NE/HOU) win, ATL loses

    Neal (2) — SF +1, SEA +1, WAS 0, MIN 0
    Possible this week: 4 points (SF, SEA both win)
    Worst-case: 0 points (SF, SEA both lose)

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  • Featured Stories NFL Power Rankings Sports Ranking The NFL’s Hottest And Most Dangerous Teams: Playoffs 2012

    Ranking The NFL’s Hottest And Most Dangerous Teams: Playoffs 2012

    By Matt Ford

    Better to be lucky than good.

    Or, more like it, better dangerous than solid.

    So who is the most dangerous team entering the 2012 NFL Playoffs?

    Category One: The Psy “Gangnam Style” Award for “Congrats for Making It To The Big Time! But Now That You’re Here, You’re Going Away Quickly.”

    Category Two: The Kwame Brown Award for “Just Look At Them! They Have To Be Better Than They’re Playing”

    Category Three: The Looking At The Google Analytics Of HireMeGrantland.com Award for “Why Is No One Impressed By Us?”

    Category Four: The Mumford and Sons Award for “Everyone Thinks We’re Underrated, But We’re Actually Overrated”

    Category Five: The 2007 LeBron James Award for “We’re playing … him? Uh Oh.”

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  • Featured Stories NFL Sports Hire Me Grantland Podcasts Are Up

    Hire Me Grantland Podcasts Are Up

    Without further ado: Matt and Justin’s discussion of the NFL playoff picture leading into the end of the regular season, with special guest Neal Suidan.

    All you have to do is click here and click “Listen” or “Download” once you get to our hosting site.

    Our first post is about the NFC Playoff picture leading into last week’s games. Listen to how wrong we were about San Francisco after last night’s result, Neal’s analysis of his hometown Bears (and Bulls), Matt’s pipe-dream of a Redskins playoff run and more.

    Our next pod is about the AFC, but includes a bonus round of which coaches should get fired (and Matt’s prediction of Chip Kelly to Carolina that he has been patting himself on the back for ever since), and Neal trying to Beautiful Mind his way through the muddy AFC North playoff picture. Justin’s breakdown of the Raiders, fortunately for you all, was omitted due to “microphone problems.”

    Shortly, these episodes will be available on the iTunes store (Apple has to screen them first before they unleash our idiocy on the unwashed masses).

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  • Featured Stories NFL Sports Sports Betting Justin Elliott Would Not Win The Las Vegas Supercontest: Week 15 (Video)

    Justin Elliott Would Not Win The Las Vegas Supercontest: Week 15 (Video)

    (Nothing like a winless week to really make you want to show your face on camera.)

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  • Featured Stories NFL Sports Sports Betting Justin Elliott Would Not Win The Las Vegas Supercontest: Week 14 (Video)

    Justin Elliott Would Not Win The Las Vegas Supercontest: Week 14 (Video)

    Justin Elliott’s Week 14 picks… on our NEW YouTube channel!!!

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  • Featured Stories NFL Sports Is RGIII the Most Valuable Player… In Sports?

    Is RGIII the Most Valuable Player… In Sports?

    By Matt Ford

    Watching RGIII as a rookie is like the first time you heard OK Computer, or saw Louis CK’s standup a few years ago, or watched Barack Obama in the 2004 Democratic Convention. “Holy shit!” you think. “Do people know about this yet?”

    You form a special kind of relationship with an entertainer, athlete or politician after an experience like that — you realize: “Hey, this guy could be the real deal, and I think I just saw history.” Often, I find I become invested in people like that, rooting for history just to say in a few years, “I was there…”

    RGIII to the rescue. He is, by many accounts, the most exciting player in the league. He draws friendly fans to FedEx Field. His value to a shrinking fan base is unspeakable. It’s hard to root against him, even if your team is playing against him.

    Robert Griffin III has revitalized one of the most valuable franchises in the world. The value of hope is what Griffin brings to the table, in addition to all those other tangible assets.

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